The Republic of Urayia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ricardo Castillo with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.802 billion Urayians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyarona. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Urayian economy, worth 233 trillion Yeras a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,360 Yeras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most barbers are also surgeons, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, what goes down must come up, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urayia's national animal is the Koro Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Urayia is ranked 61,848^th in the world and 1,428^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 22.79 flags saluted per person per day.