The North PacificBoard

The anarchist far east wrote:

Wait, so who ordered the lake to be expanded?

I did so we could fit more pollution.

Volaworand wrote:

Our military is very small, befitting our remote Antarctic location, our peaceful outlook and distaste for foreign entanglements.

We're primarily a mid-to-low military power mainly focused on naval and cyber operations. That one spy plane you noticed was 1/10th of our Defence Forces's total air support unit's fleet: we haven't a need to even bother to organize them into a separate air element.

We rarely venture far from home, beyond the occasional monitoring of our neighbours.

Glad all is well in TNP.

Unfortunately it seems were militarizing

The anarchist far east wrote:

Huh, explains the smell.

That's just regular Nessie. >:P

Holdac wrote:

All 5 Kingdoms of Britannia funds safekept inside the Caeser vault have been written to the Holdac government. 6 tourists from the kingdom have been arrested and framed for terrorism, and are to be executed soon.

Stern: "we cant have this happening to us again, make sure Edward gets the full report on these guys asap!"
OOC: are you on strangereal and if so what alliance block are you in

Indoctrination of the Odintsovo!

After being in planning for years as the Aenicgrad government didn't want to buy foreign designs, and then finally going through the process of being built. The Heavy Cruiser Odintsovo-class is a class of nuclear-powered guided-missile cruisers of the Aenicgradian Navy, the largest and heaviest surface combatant warship within the Socialist state's arsenal. While not the largest ship in the world and still outmatched by most modern aircraft carriers and battleships, she will be a force to be reckoned with.

With a crew just over half a thousand, it is expected to be a hassle to maintain, being a large ship for a small nation. Many people within the Aenicgrad People's Council have critized it as taking up precious resources that could be used for something other than war. Chairmen of the Liberal People's Party, Ilyushkin Yanovich, leader of Aenicgrad has spoken out against critics, calling it a 'deterrent against nations like Avuron, that breathe down the neck of smaller nations, wishing to get nothing more than land.' In response to this, many have pointed out how Avuron is much larger and more powerful than Aenicgrad.

Nonetheless, the Odintsovo is to be commissioned and put into full use August 23, 2019 at 9:00 AM. Members of the People's Council and President Yanovich are expected to be seen at the commissioning.

we bomb North Armatas

Holdac wrote:

5 Kingdoms of Britannia We noticed fighter jets from your nation flying close to our airspace. Stop this at once or you'll soon lose a jet.
OOC: nah im doing this on my own

Stern: "tell the army to rain back we will do this the civilized way, martial the troops lets see how much they like a dirty bomb"

5 Kingdoms of Britannia wrote:

Stern: "tell the army to rain back we will do this the civilized way, martial the troops lets see how much they like a dirty bomb"

Activate the experimental force shield and antimissile defense mechanisms. Let's see how they like naypalms. Fill all our commercial jets with fuel and crash them into the capital, as a last resort.

North Armatas wrote:

i bomb myself

A victory for people who are truly want a new society!

*Lurks from behind a one-way newspaper*

Mzeusia wrote:

*Lurks from behind a one-way newspaper*

You're not fooling anyone. That paper is from 2008.

Mzeusia wrote:

I'm catching up on the sports. Leave me alone.

That was a good year for sports. I think a player scored a point for a team that year.

5 Kingdoms of Britannia wrote:

At 0800 hours in the heart of the capital of holdac a long awaited order came through in 30 minutes 2 men had left the city 5 minutes later a nuclear brief case wizard bomb levels the east part of your capital killing the 9 tourist you had captured. And many others.

HSNBN

It seems that there has been a huge explosion in the east part of the city, casualties are in the thousands. It is reported the bomb was a weak dirty bomb, detonated from within. The structural integrity of the city is intact, however it'll be uninhabitable for several months. The government of Holdac has yet to respond to this tragedy. Is this a sign of an escalating nuclear conflict with the 5 Kingdoms of Britannia? Holdac is a peaceful nation, we don't have any nuclear weapons! This is wrong!

Chancellor Holdo is ordering the hijacking of 300 commercial flights to crash into vital points of the kingdoms.