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Gartonch wrote:*walks through the door*

I wish he'd opened it first. That's the third door replacement this year. I told you a smoked-glass door would be a bad idea.
Somebody call a medic for that Sailor!

The grand puffle republic and Richard b uttlantis

Barristaland wrote:I wish he'd opened it first. That's the third door replacement this year. I told you a smoked-glass door would be a bad idea.
Somebody call a medic for that Sailor!

Sweeps up the broken glass

The grand puffle republic, Pigeon phorge, and Barristaland

Pigeon phorge

Richard b uttlantis wrote:Sweeps up the broken glass

You do that while I stick Tashnsisin the freezer.

Sees Cheezestan

Hey, welcome back. Give me a hand with the legs, will you? We're just going to set them on the shelves in the walk-in, save 'em till they come back to life.

The men with nets wrote:Any scones left?

Yes.

His hands occupied, he nods towards a basket on the counter

Help yourself.

The grand puffle republic and Barristaland

Oof i died again

The grand puffle republic, Pigeon phorge, and Barristaland

Tashnsis wrote:Oof, I died again

But you're back!

Yay!

The grand puffle republic, Tashnsis, and Barristaland

The chairman of the board

The Sands

Our dealer pulled a King from a pack of cards.  Will the next card be 🔺Higher or Lower?🔻. Place your bets on this week's game!

The grand puffle republic, Pigeon phorge, and Barristaland

The chairman of the board wrote:Our dealer pulled a King from a pack of cards.  Will the next card be 🔺Higher or Lower?🔻. Place your bets on this week's game!

At The Sands!

Sadly, the boss rarely gives me enough time off from work to go out to Vegas. What a slave-driver.

The grand puffle republic and Barristaland

Milwaukee is better, Cubbies

The grand puffle republic and Olih

Anacin wrote:Milwaukee is better, Cubbies

*Chases them away with a broom*

Bar-head, got no class.

The grand puffle republic, Pavilion tent, Pigeon phorge, The men with nets, and 1 otherBarristaland

The grand puffle republic

Pigeon phorge wrote:At The Sands!

Sadly, the boss rarely gives me enough time off from work to go out to Vegas. What a slave-driver.

You took two weeks off a month ago. If you want to take this weekend and go to Vegas, I can handle the shop.

Pavilion tent, Pigeon phorge, and Barristaland

I can help too!

The grand puffle republic and Pigeon phorge

The grand puffle republic wrote:You took two weeks off a month ago. If you want to take this weekend and go to Vegas, I can handle the shop.

You say that now, with everyone watching, but as soon as the audience is gone you'll beat me down in the basement.

Pavilion tent wrote:I can help too!

Oh, beaten by two people at once; woe is me!

The grand puffle republic, Pavilion tent, and Barristaland

can a have a Caffè macchiato, over here

The grand puffle republic, Pigeon phorge, and Barristaland

Post self-deleted by Olih.

Olih wrote: can a have a Caffè macchiato, over here

Sorry, without the interrogative mark it's hard to tell if you're making a statement or asking a question.

Would you like a Caffè macchiato?

The grand puffle republic and Barristaland

Pigeon phorge wrote:Sorry, without the interrogative mark it's hard to tell if you're making a statement or asking a question.

Would you like a Caffè macchiato?

Sorry bout that. Id actually like an Caffè Mocha.

The grand puffle republic, Pigeon phorge, and Barristaland

Olih wrote:I'd actually like an Caffè Mocha.

Fires up the espresso machine and makes a coffee drink for them

There ya go. Anything to eat with that?

The grand puffle republic and Barristaland

Pigeon phorge wrote:Fires up the espresso machine and makes a coffee drink for them

There ya go. Anything to eat with that?

Yes. One Philly Cheesesteak. and can i have toffee bits in my drink

The grand puffle republic, Pigeon phorge, and Barristaland

Olih wrote:Yes. One Philly Cheesesteak. And can I have toffee bits in my drink?

Places a bowl of broken SKOR toffee bar pieces on the counter and rounds the corner to the kitchen to heat up the grill

Be a few minutes.

The grand puffle republic and Barristaland

Pigeon phorge wrote:Places a bowl of broken SKOR toffee bar pieces on the counter and rounds the corner to the kitchen to heat up the grill

Be a few minutes.

Not to complain, but its been 4 hours.

Pigeon phorge and Barristaland

Olih wrote:Not to complain, but its been 4 hours.

Time passes differently in role-play. Be patient.

Wastes time in the kitchen playing at throwing crumpled wet towels into the sink

The grand puffle republic, Richard b uttlantis, and Barristaland

Pigeon phorge wrote:Wastes time in the kitchen playing at throwing crumpled wet towels into the sink

The janitor leans on his mop and watches idly, occasionally interjecting

You catch that sporting event on TV last night? The home team sure beat the pants off those boys from out of town, huh?

The guy down at the bus station, you know, the one who does that thing? Well, he said it'd be a cold day in hell before they replaced him with a machine and that he'd not stand for it.

I read in the paper the other day that it's getting colder and hotter at the same time. Don't that beat all?

You'd better flip those peppers or they're gonna burn.

The grand puffle republic, Pavilion tent, Pigeon phorge, The men with nets, and 1 otherBarristaland

Richard b uttlantis wrote:You'd better flip those peppers or they're gonna burn.

Phred flips the peppers noisily with a wide metal spatula, making a show of it while glancing furtively into the dining room

I like to sear them, get a bit of scorch goin' on.

I think the thing about the temperatures is referring to different places at the same time; cold places getting warmer, warm places getting colder; unless you were reading about some new scientific invention I'm not familiar with.

I know the guy at the depot you're talking about. He does his job and he does it well-

    *Shoop*, Three points-

- I don't think he's in danger of being replaced, certainly not by a machine.

The grand puffle republic and Barristaland

The men with nets

Richard b uttlantis wrote:You catch that sporting event on TV last night? The home team sure beat the pants off those boys from out of town, huh?

The three white-coated doctors at the counter confer, heads together, then the senior medico speaks up

We, too, witnessed the sporting event of which you speak and wish to concur with your astute, though colorful, comments about the wide ratio of points awarded at the conclusion of the bout. Such an uneven match lacks the zest that so often attracts us to these follies.

In addendum, if I may opine on a personal level, go team!

He makes a weak, uncertain gesture of raising a clenched fist into the air which looks more like he is trying to hail a taxi with a palsied arm

The grand puffle republic, Pigeon phorge, and Barristaland

Could you hurry I have a Metra to catch.

Pigeon phorge and Barristaland

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