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Founder: The Swinging Sensation of The Chairman of The Board

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THE SANDS HOTEL in fabulous Las Vegas is a swift five hours or less from the farthest point in NS! This luxurious desert resort hotel offers you all the dignity and graciousness of hospitality in the Grand Continental manner - plus the fascinating excitement of Monte Carlo. Sit ringside at the Copa Room, America's No.1 Night Club, where the brightest stars in show business entertain nightly. So pamper yourself now with an unforgettable long vacation at the exciting Sands Hotel. Jet to it!


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Since opening in 1952 to now in the mid 1960's, we're the most exciting resort hotel in the world. Come role-play your part (strictly no weapons)



Embassies: The East Pacific, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, The Sportsbook, The Great Universe, Regionless, Nevada, The NewsStand, The Bar on the corner of every region, Where the Wild Things Are, Cotton Club, The Embassy, International Debating Area, Order of the Southern North, Organization of United Sovereign States, The United Islands of the Atlantic, Yuno, and 121 others.Dauiland, Hollow Point, POLATION, The Dank Meme Alliance, Association of the Countries of the Free, Gypsy Lands, Bus Stop, Agora, Land of Turtles, The LCRUA, The airport, Avadam Inn, Elparia, Solid Kingdom, Rogue CONclave, The Illuminati, Christmas, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, International sovereignty pact, The New Mappers Union, Staten Island, The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop, Yarnia, The Western Isles, Vanet, Union Hispanica, The Fallout Wasteland, Shrayan Bose, The United Empires of Carson, Coin Collecting Club, Novo Brasil, India, Golden Dragons, Lardyland, Japan, The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations, The Sasquatch Republic, Agheasma, Norrland, Salutations, The Larry Pact, Arconian Empire, Cyland, The Dawn of Unity, The Srivijayan Consortium, MentosLand, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, The Flying Fishes Bait Shop, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands, World Conference, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Wintercrest, White Obelisk, The Graveyard, Barbaria, The Democratic Republic of Freedom, desert, Lezra, Universal Pact, Philippines, Eientei Gensokyo, The Limbo, Driselbia, Hive, Union of Democrats, Memeland, The Sand Empire, The Independent Newspaper, Solarpunk, The Steakhouse in Nationstates, Large Hadron Collider of CERN, The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality, Union of Nationalists, The Federation of the FA, Catherby, Northern Ocean, Reminated Euromean Republic, United Otter Emirates, The Cursed Continent of Lodoss, The United Ascendancy, nasunia, The 1970s, Fredonia, River of No Return, Meat, Stardew Valley, Cheers, The Local Supermarket, Nordur, The Monarchy alliance, The Straw Hat Pirates, Art, Westfalen Westphalia, Weeks Auto Repair, United States of Femdom, The Place, Union of Liberal Nations, The House at Pooh Corner, Latinoamerica Libre, Niflheim, The Interdimensional Community, The Planet X, The International Airport, Europe but better, Union of Lardy Nations, United Christian Empires of the East, Zombie Research Institute, This Game, Padradis, Grazistan, 1980s America, The Rouge Nations, 1st Epitome United, Oddness, Cheddar, Urras and Anarres, Katanar, Victorian era rp 2, Krillin, Traveling Wilburys, and The Vincence Empire.

Construction of embassies with The Paris Agreement has commenced. Completion expected .

Tags: Casual, Featured, Game Player, Medium, and Role Player.

The Sands contains 13 nations, the 1,142nd most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Nudest in The Sands

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, The Sands is ranked 1,291st in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Sentai Team of PR TurboIron Fist Consumerists“Shift into turbo!”
2.The Casino Lounging of Gray ParrotCivil Rights Lovefest“Desert parrot”
3.The Croupier of The Sands CasinoCapitalizt“Place your bets, please”
4.The Successful Gamer Nation of Whitcomb KingdomNew York Times Democracy“BE THE BIGGER BEAR”
5.The Protectorate of Epsteins Party IslandCapitalizt“We Will Endure”
6.The Naïve Showgirl of PanianLeft-wing Utopia“Be Kind”
7.The Very Strange Bartender of DhelerumFather Knows Best State“🎶Stampede, cry stampede🎶”
8.The AWOL Soldiers of Lyrical Gambling BrigadeLeft-wing Utopia“Just one more deal...”
9.The Swinging Sensation of The Chairman of The BoardInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Best is Yet to Come!”
10.The Bannorn of AranochNew York Times Democracy“Truth Conquers”
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The Croupier of The Sands Casino wrote:Two hands are dealt, Punto, and Banco. Which will score higher? Stake is ten chips. Winning bets on Punto pay ten chips. Winning bets on Banco pay nine. Winning bets on a tie pay ninety chips. For more detailed rules, see https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=895114

Voting opened 5 days ago and will close . Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

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The Sands Regional Message Board

Cuban Drink Waiter wrote:A Mid Twenties Cuban man, in a waiter uniform comes over to the Tall Man

I Serve drink, What you want?

*Rolls his eyes*
Where the hell do we get these staff from?
No, not me. Him. *points to Anacin*. Him customer. Me staff. Get him a drink.
Good god, what an idiot! He's already driving me to drink.

Howdy, I’ve heard about this place and I’m here to gamble

The Sands Casino wrote:*Fortunately, stories of Slender Man won't come out for another nearly 50 years, so the croupier is not freaked out by this*
Yeah. Our Cocktail waitress disappeared about 6 months back. I think there was some confusion over her accommodation, and then we never heard from her since. Then our barkeep, Dhelerum took a break a couple of months ago. I suspect he's still in the staff room. Probably reading a book knowing him. Damn interlectuaries. Always got their noses in books. In fact, maybe he has his "nose" in our showgirl Panian. That would explain why we haven't seen her in a while either...

Danm, thats rough buddy.

The Sands Casino wrote:*Rolls his eyes*
Where the hell do we get these staff from?
No, not me. Him. *points to Anacin*. Him customer. Me staff. Get him a drink.
Good god, what an idiot! He's already driving me to drink.

C'mon man, give him a break he's new, I bet. I Haven't Seen his face here before.

Anacin wrote:Danm, thats rough buddy.

C'mon man, give him a break he's new, I bet. I Haven't Seen his face here before.

*Glances back at the waiter*
Just another faceless Cuban. They come over here and selfishly take low paid jobs that that right-minded Americans could, but won't, do, and think that's okay. We should send them all back to Florida, where they came from. At first it was the rich ones coming over, but this guy, hell, he didn't even have any shoes when he arrived. Damn commies trying to escape Castro, that's what the problem is.

God Tere Norld wrote:Howdy, I’ve heard about this place and I’m here to gamble

Welcome to The Sands! I hope you enjoy your vacation. We've a game of Baccarat on the go - you're welcome to join in. And if you shout loudly enough at our Cuban Drink Waiter, I'm sure he'll bring me a drink.

The Sands Casino wrote:*Glances back at the waiter*
Just another faceless Cuban. They come over here and selfishly take low paid jobs that that right-minded Americans could, but won't, do, and think that's okay. We should send them all back to Florida, where they came from. At first it was the rich ones coming over, but this guy, hell, he didn't even have any shoes when he arrived. Damn commies trying to escape Castro, that's what the problem is

Lights A Cigar,

Well, I Hate Castro as much as you do.

Anacin wrote:Danm, thats rough buddy.

C'mon man, give him a break he's new, I bet. I Haven't Seen his face here before.

What do you want?

The Sands Casino wrote:*Glances back at the waiter*
Just another faceless Cuban. They come over here and selfishly take low paid jobs that that right-minded Americans could, but won't, do, and think that's okay. We should send them all back to Florida, where they came from. At first it was the rich ones coming over, but this guy, hell, he didn't even have any shoes when he arrived. Damn commies trying to escape Castro, that's what the problem is.

What do you want?Cállyate cerdo estúpido

Cuban Drink Waiter wrote:What do you want?Cállyate cerdo estúpido

*Rolls his eyes*
No, not me. Him. *points to God Tere Norld*. Him customer. Me staff. Get him a drink.
And don't go speakin' Cuban. You're in America. We got American customers. You speak to them in Ame-ri-can. Good grief!

The Sands Casino wrote:*Rolls his eyes*
No, not me. Him. *points to God Tere Norld*. Him customer. Me staff. Get him a drink.
And don't go speakin' Cuban. You're in America. We got American customers. You speak to them in Ame-ri-can. Good grief!

Faces God Tere Norld

Would you want drink?

Cuban Drink Waiter wrote:Faces God Tere Norld

Would you want drink?

*To Cuban Drink Waiter*

Would you like a drink?

The Sands Casino wrote:*To Cuban Drink Waiter*

Would you like a drink?

Come on, he's learning.

Looks to the waiter,

Ill have a beer, a Blatz in particular.

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