The Collective Communes of Socialistic Britain is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by PM Edward Korbyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.667 billion British are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater London. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,979 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,415 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialistic Britain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxist Yodlism.

Socialistic Britain is ranked 281,065^th in the world and 288^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,710.39 Standard Monetary Units.