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*sips Jager waiting to smack someone for getting WW2 history wrong*

South Acren wrote:

I'm talking about a war when it was France and the UK versus a beefy central powers and not a world war and I know about the Zimmerman telegram I did mess up on ranting about USA involvement this is a world when Germany was smart about how to win a war and this happened before the civil war and ww1 in our timeline was pretty much a world war cause practically everyone was involved plus serbia did technically cause it so a person with basic knowledge on ww1 would at least know how ww1 officially started oh and Miniskievs the French troops were entirely on the German and Italian borders so Spain would break France after they marched in

Minskiev wrote:

Wow, World War 1 was a world war? I never knew that!

I was saying it was a literal world war since everyone except a few small countries were involved

The seventh reich of germany wrote:

I was saying it was a literal world war since everyone except a few small countries were involved

Yeah, unlike World War 2, which definitely wasn’t a world war, even though it was titled as such.

lets try this nazi

I see The seventh reich of germany still hasn't read my criticisms.

Kraljevstvo rata wrote:

criticisms

Also, why would Germany tell Austria-Hungary to go to war with Serbia? This would assume that Franz Ferdinand wasn't assassinated, thus not starting a real war. Also, your history would most likely start around 1910, not 1900. From 1930-1960, all hell breaks loose! Literally every country in the world that isn't in Africa goes to war with each other at the same time? Australia was barely a country, Nazi Germany wasn't a thing, Israel isn't even part of the story, the whole dang world war goes on for a loooong time, Indonesia tries to invade Australia? I call bullski. South America joining the central powers? HAH. Spain was one of the cenral powers, so why would the south american countries side with a country they hated? AAAAAAND so, From 1960-1990 literally nothing happens except germany becomes democratic again, somehow, and essentially most of south america leaves the central powers for no reason, but peru stays, and so does Argentina. Wut.

you realize that brazil joined the allies so they all joined the central powers plus Spain was mostly neutral and I never said a single thing about isreal and it was the German empire they weren't facist and the reason Germany said go to war to Austria Hungary is because they knew Serbia caused it plus its a rough time estimate not exact i just told what happens in between the times plus africa was split after the German-French war so yes Africa was involved plus Indonesia decided to join the central powers and after takin Malaysia Australia was the only ones they could get land out of did you even rad my history because of your criticisms that don't make sense I think you didn't.

OMG look at dispatches and then look at factbooks mine is number 15 yaaaaaaaay.

Kraljevstvo rata wrote:

dabs on *kinda based on real world history up until 1992*please use a spoiler next time. Seriously, use punctuation. It affects the clarity of your paragraph. To address what you replied, albeit what I could understand, if YOU read my criticisms, Africa wasn't exactly involved in the years 1930-1960. Read MY criticism before getting triggered. To go on further, how could serbia have caused it if you didn't specify that they did? This is an alternate history. Be specific. Why did Indonesia join the central powers? Why did they invade Malaysia? Israel coming into existence is one of the most major events of post-WWII history. Address that, and I'll be happy with it.

Simple isreal didn't pop into existence cause the ottomans Indonesia joined to get land from Australia and new Zealand they were already going to destroy Malaysia but wanted more and got more.

Minskiev wrote:

Why didn’t Israel exist? The Ottomans. Uhh, you realize that the Ottomans have probably collapsed by now, and the Israelis would have revolted, like the Arabs.

Also, WHY did Indonesia want that land? Hell, how did the Dutch lose control of it? Also, you forget that Japan and China were part of the Entente, meaning THEY could kill Indonesia quite easily.

see? this man gets it quite well.

Minskiev wrote:

Alright sweet summer child, bold of you to assume I’m a man. Not everyone is as priv-

Only joking, I’m a man, and couldn’t really care less.

lol. My chickens are leading a revolt, and I need to squash it

Minskiev wrote:

Why didn’t Israel exist? The Ottomans. Uhh, you realize that the Ottomans have probably collapsed by now, and the Israelis would have revolted, like the Arabs.

Also, WHY did Indonesia want that land? Hell, how did the Dutch lose control of it? Also, you forget that Japan and China were part of the Entente, meaning THEY could kill Indonesia quite easily.

because Indonesia like every other country wanted land and after the entente fell cause they didn't join because they didn't care plus the Dutch didn't exist after the german-french war and before this they had little control over Indonesia plus the ottoman were helped with suppressing the revolts from the rest of the central powers.

The seventh reich of germany wrote:

because Indonesia like every other country wanted land and after the entente fell cause they didn't join because they didn't care plus the Dutch didn't exist after the german-french war and before this they had little control over Indonesia plus the ottoman were helped with suppressing the revolts from the rest of the central powers.

Still failing to answer the world's most ancient question. Why? or even How? Indonesia wasn't even a country until 1949. So this alternate history still couldn't have worked, even if the Dutch fell. There would be a war for "power grabs" immediately after the Netherlands fell.