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The pit boss makes his rounds of the gaming floor

The chairman of the board and Cocktail waitress

The Quarterly Report is out.

Wobbegong, Huyland, The chairman of the board, Cocktail waitress, and 3 othersPit boss, Shady middle man, and Night clerk

Is cake its own group or is this game rigged?

The chairman of the board

*sits down at the farthest end of bar and taps fingers quietly*
"He should be here soon..."

The chairman of the board and Shady middle man

Captain lard wrote:Wait what? Cake?

Joushiki nante iranai wrote:Ok, this is funny. Nice job with the cake.

Huyland wrote:Is cake its own group or is this game rigged?

LOL! Well spotted. Apologies - that's one hell of a screw-up. Read 'cake' as a 'drink'. (As per the dispatch).

The chairman of the board, Cocktail waitress, and Dhelerum

I was looking forward to cake...

Anyone have coffee?

Pigeon phorge, The chairman of the board, The Sands Casino, and Cocktail waitress

The chairman of the board

Dhelerum wrote:I was looking forward to cake...

Anyone have coffee?

Try up at our cafe. There's also a nice spot over in Chicago.

Pigeon phorge, The Sands Casino, and Cocktail waitress

Dhelerum wrote:Anyone have coffee?

The chairman of the board wrote:Try up at our cafe. There's also a nice spot over in Chicago.

That'd be us.

I suppose I could deliver a coffee this time. What'll ya have?

Cocktail waitress and Dhelerum

Shady middle man

Evaropi wrote:*sits down at the farthest end of bar and taps fingers quietly*
"He should be here soon..."

The guest at the next stool leans over, saluting with his cocktail glass in a friendly manner

Havin' any luck tonight? The slots are pretty loose tonight.

I was gonna finish my drink, get another and then go bet on cake.

The Sands Casino and Cocktail waitress

Pigeon phorge wrote:That'd be us.

I suppose I could deliver a coffee this time. What'll ya have?

Got anything in dark roast?

Pigeon phorge, The Sands Casino, and Cocktail waitress

Dhelerum wrote:Got anything in dark roast?

The last time I tried that I burned myself pretty badly. Now I stick to brewing coffee with the lights on.

The chairman of the board, The Sands Casino, Cocktail waitress, and Dhelerum

Shady middle man wrote:The guest at the next stool leans over, saluting with his cocktail glass in a friendly manner

Havin' any luck tonight? The slots are pretty loose tonight.

I was gonna finish my drink, get another and then go bet on cake.

No, not much. Thanks for asking. I was supposed to meet the Defensive Officer of a foreign nation, but he never showed. Now, I guess I’ll just resort to gambling away my problems.

The chairman of the board and Cocktail waitress

Cocktail waitress

Evaropi wrote:Now, I guess I’ll just resort to gambling away my problems.

The waitress comes over

May I get you something to drink?

The chairman of the board

Pigeon phorge wrote:The last time I tried that I burned myself pretty badly. Now I stick to brewing coffee with the lights on.

You have yourself a costumer. How much for a regular coffee?

Pigeon phorge, The chairman of the board, and Cocktail waitress

Dhelerum wrote:You have yourself a costumer. How much for a regular coffee?

It's part of a cross-promotion with the casino so the coffee is on the house.

The chairman of the board, Cocktail waitress, and Dhelerum

Cocktail waitress wrote:The waitress comes over

May I get you something to drink?

Sure, just a nice glass of water?
That’d be great.

The chairman of the board and Cocktail waitress

Cocktail waitress

Evaropi wrote:Sure, just a nice glass of water?
That’d be great.

Got it.

She leaves and then returns with a tall glass of cold water with ice which she sets in front of them

Good luck at the games tonight.

The chairman of the board

Free penguinland

*face plants on table*
I lost the reindeer race and I lost a ton of cash gambiling away
*leans back sadly*
Worst night ever

The Sands Casino and Cocktail waitress

Cocktail waitress

Free penguinland wrote:Worst night ever

Cheer up. Things always seem like they are at rock bottom, but it could always be worse.

She nods towards the cashiers in their cages

I'm sure they'd be happy to assist you in wiring home for some more money.

It's just a matter of time before you win; what's the worst that can happen?

The chairman of the board, The Sands Casino, and Free penguinland

Shady middle man

"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."

      - W. C. Fields

The chairman of the board, The Sands Casino, Cocktail waitress, and Night clerk

Free penguinland

Cocktail waitress wrote:Cheer up. Things always seem like they are at rock bottom, but it could always be worse.

She nods towards the cashiers in their cages

I'm sure they'd be happy to assist you in wiring home for some more money.

It's just a matter of time before you win; what's the worst that can happen?

Good point
If possible can I have some bunderburg rum

The chairman of the board

The chairman of the board

Please remember the moral of tonight's show
Put your troubles away 'til tomorrow
If you're lucky someone will break into your house tonight and steal' em.

    - Dean Martin

Cocktail waitress, The Legion of Mankind, Dhelerum, and Night clerk

Happy New Year Sands! I know my region is slightly inactive but we would love to continue receiving your RMB posts.

The chairman of the board, Cocktail waitress, Dhelerum, and Night clerk

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Post by Free penguinland suppressed by The chairman of the board.

Free penguinland

Excuse me sands casino staff
On behalf of The Wolf Clan we would like to ask if you would agree to a embassy with use
The only condition is that you agree to cancel embassys with Hegiroth as some if there members have been Harrasing Apostate and other wolf clan memebers
Alpha wolf our leader may be telegramed for further information as he authorized this and also may be coming to this region for a while as a casino patron and gambler

Thank you and The Wolf Clan and myself would Ike to apologise for any inconvenience

Sincerly
Bryce-minster of defence for the wolf clan
Headquarter at the hexagon on penguin street in the silver district of the state of blackwall

The chairman of the board

Free penguinland wrote:~Quiet Whispering~

Please do not post matters of regional importance on the RMB, and instead contact the regional officers through telegram.

Plazland, Cocktail waitress, Pit boss, and Free penguinland

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