The Scratch of Gdfsg land is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by gdfsgdfsgdfg with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.256 billion Gdfsg personnel are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdfsg city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gdfsgian economy, worth 298 trillion gdfsg coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,132 gdfsg coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, the internet has been placed under government control, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gdfsg land's national animal is the gdfsgshep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WiNDoWs LOL.

Gdfsg land is ranked 46,901^st in the world and 838^th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,352.36 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.