The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.521 billion Wallandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 6.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 4,315 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 344,698 Wallabies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The internal market is thriving, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 10,331^st in the world and 194^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,110.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.