The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, conspicuous electricity pylons, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.458 billion Wallandans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 4,412 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,165 Wallabies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,046,848 per year while the poor average 94,170, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 143,509^th in the world and 2,667^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.87 kickbacks per hour.