The South PacificBoard

PenguinPies wrote:

Wait..... I died?? Who was in charge of telling me this????

Shh, we didn’t want to surprise you

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The iron marauders wrote:

I got to the graveyard to mourn the fallen when one called Strivian bursts out of the ground.
"OH MY-"
*I run as fast as I can to get away.*

Arghyah.
Wherdy ve g'o.
*Strivian is wearing a full tech suit of armour with a gun in my hand.*
Maybi ye shoud shoot peopli.

Auphelia wrote:

We prefer a self-reporting system for death.

Between insurance fraud, random stabbings, false alarms, the thriving organ trade, zombies, mass murders, and unlicensed Reviv-O-Matic usage, trying to keep track of the death rate is an errand for fools.

In other words, Drystar was supposed to let you know, but he got called away on important business.

Say, how was that Stamp Museum?

Hi, you may know me from such famous roles as Daft Tinkler on the TSP Expose News. Well today I’m here to talk to you about Death Alert. How many times have you found yourself just one stab close to dying, but not sure if one more will push you over the edge? Well we here at TSP Labs have developed the most sophisticated death monitor in the business. Able to track multiple causes of death, including such favorites as The TSP Wood Chipper of Doom, the infamous Tentacles of Doom, and the region famous Chomp of Doom. Act now and order today, and we’ll throw in a complete set of Auphelia’s musings on why people force her to hurt them, and a two week supply of brownies. Call now, operators are standing by.

Drystar wrote:

Hi, you may know me from such famous roles as Daft Tinkler on the TSP Expose News. Well today I’m here to talk to you about Death Alert. How many times have you found yourself just one stab close to dying, but not sure if one more will push you over the edge? Well we here at TSP Labs have developed the most sophisticated death monitor in the business. Able to track multiple causes of death, including such favorites as The TSP Wood Chipper of Doom, the infamous Tentacles of Doom, and the region famous Chomp of Doom. Act now and order today, and we’ll throw in a complete set of Auphelia’s musings on why people force her to hurt them, and a two week supply of brownies. Call now, operators are standing by.

Brains?

Drystar wrote:

Cut!!

Look babe, I’m just not feeling the moment. You’re just not conveying the raw emotion that I wrote into the script at this point. Let’s try it again, from the top....

Action!!!

Can I eat your brain....
*I start gnawing on your shoulder.*

Churumduul wrote:

Yes, hello, operator?? I'd like two death monitors and a complete volume of Auphelia's musings, preferably the audio edition so I can still hear the musings after I've had my eyes pierced by the glorious tentacles. What a supremely honorable death, there's simply no better way to go.

I havent died yet to her honorable but I have....about 100 kills and 1,000 robberies under my belt.

Greetings from the East Pacific!

Strivian wrote:

Can I eat your brain....
*I start gnawing on your shoulder.*

Ommm no *handelds a gun* I don't want this now but I and prepered

Drystar wrote:

No, bad zombie!!

*sprays zombie with spray gun*

You don’t come in until act II, read your script or we’ll replace you with the shambling dead.

Can I shoot one of these.

So I just remembered this game existed when I was contacted by the World Assembly to join or be stagnant, took a hard look into the mirror to debate what I should do, realized I hadn't shaved in a while and needed a new flag to look good, got that done, and then I came here to ask if there were any cons for joining the World Assembly.

I then discover a zombie apocalypse is happening with some zombies being used to try and create the best theater play ever through unplayed labor (even though they're insabordinate.), a nation of penguins surprisingly discovered it died due to their truly flourishing and not at all inhospitable environment and a friendly neighbor nation doing structural integrity tests on them using sticks and stones, nations that attended a funeral for a fallen nation won't believe who came out of a coffin wearing what, and an unlucky nation tries Rusian Roulete for the first time and somehow lives even with the gun firing.

Now I just want to know more about this world's lore, I'm in.