The Empire of Psikuta is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 10.369 billion Psikutans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psikutan economy, worth a remarkable 2,483 trillion Kellers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 239,477 Kellers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown. Psikuta's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Psikuta is ranked 5,316^th in the world and 107^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.