The Final of The Champions League is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Excellency with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.676 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 4,260 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 336,106 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", every week is blindness awareness week, and faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 284,478^th in the world and 1,365^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 0.39 flags saluted per person per day.