The Proletarian Monarchy of Xenmor is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Torkon xiumen with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.44 billion Xenmorens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tundra world of Xenmor-Tou System. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenmoren economy, worth a remarkable 1,960 trillion Juh worker credits or debts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 263,483 Juh worker credits or debts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Xenmoren as 'your finger, you fool', the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Xenmor flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenmor's national animal is the Endormus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The 6 deities.

Xenmor is ranked 153,846^th in the world and 22^nd in The United Federations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 371.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.