The Holy Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supereme Director Vladimir Random with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.483 billion New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chancia Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Random economy, worth a remarkable 3,694 trillion Randoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 321,709 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, rare steaks seem even bluer now, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 215^th in the world and 1^st in The United Federations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 244.65 law-abiding acts per hour.