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The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lawton Oklahoma. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Papemenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,244 trillion Military payment certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,521 Military payment certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Missionaries learn the hard way that their piercing spiritual insights are no match for arrows, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, and politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe". Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elite leomonade's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

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