The Grand Anglo State of Kingdom Of Englands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor James with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.112 billion Englandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo London. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,608 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, nobody expected the fruit inquisition, and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom Of Englands's national animal is the Pikachu-Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pikachuism.

Kingdom Of Englands is ranked 205,253^rd in the world and 100^th in Institute of Cellulose for Safest, scoring 37.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.