The Great and Good Federation of Maltitalerland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Frigidus with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.631 billion Maltitalerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Urbo de Maltitalerland. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maltitalerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion mFLies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,410 mFLies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, Frigidus can cry on demand, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown. Maltitalerland's national animal is the Maltitalerian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nova Islamo.

Maltitalerland is ranked 4,365^th in the world and 113^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 217.33 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.