The Republic of Azosd is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Quano Zalan with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.101 billion Azosdians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izova. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azosdian economy, worth 532 trillion Kazoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,573 Kazoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Quano Zalan's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Izova Times is sold out, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Azosd's national animal is the Zokor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azosd is ranked 5,939^th in the world and 149^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 195.29 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.