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The Constitutional Monarchy of --the United Kingdom

“Dieu et mon droit”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: European Union

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--the United Kingdom

Population19.372 billion

CapitalLondon
LeaderKeir Starmer
FaithChristianity

Currencypound
Animallion

The Constitutional Monarchy of --the United Kingdom is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Keir Starmer with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.372 billion Britons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 7,063 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 364,598 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, police nightsticks see use all day long, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime is totally unknown. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 6,325th in the world and 8th in European Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.91 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 198thMost Efficient Economies: 708thMost Rebellious Youth: 898thMost Cultured: 933rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,405thSmartest Citizens: 1,543rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,799thLargest Governments: 1,911thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,170thHealthiest Citizens: 2,194thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,367thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,675thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,201stRudest Citizens: 3,828thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,014thSafest: 4,089thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,647thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,772ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,058thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,135thLowest Crime Rates: 6,325thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,812thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,648thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,937thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,057thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,565thLargest Populations: 17,380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,082ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,147thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,695thMost Secular: 22,163rdLargest Insurance Industry: 25,248th
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Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, belief that Keir Starmer is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the new one pound coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.

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