The Loving Couple of -Blightsexual is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sweet Potato with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.366 billion -Blightsexualians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. The average income tax rate is 60.0%.

The frighteningly efficient -Blightsexualian economy, worth 507 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,237 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob', heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Blightsexual's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

-Blightsexual is ranked 33,734^th in the world and 9^th in The Labyrinth for Most Corrupt Governments, with 64.62 kickbacks per hour.