The Join Lily of 36th Catgirl Division is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 12.003 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.0%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 530 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,208 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Join Lily roads, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 36th Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

36th Catgirl Division is ranked 130,759^th in the world and 4,556^th in Suspicious for Most Primitive, scoring -42.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.