The Republic of 9 De Julio is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The devout population of 4.201 billion 9 De Julioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient 9 De Julioan economy, worth 158 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,704 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, and Leader has just been declared ruler of 9 De Julio in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 9 De Julio's national animal is the Hornero, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

9 De Julio is ranked 153,147^th in the world and 8^th in Argentina for Most Primitive, scoring -55.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.