The Furballland Featured You of A Featured Region is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Featured Region by Furballland with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.546 billion Regions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furballland Featuring Your Regions. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Regional economy, worth a remarkable 2,079 trillion Regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 217,797 Regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, vanity is the constant enemy of dignity, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Featured Region's national animal is the Regions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goal of Featuring Regions.

A Featured Region is ranked 305,418^th in the world and 16^th in BFB Teams for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.