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Host (Governor): The Host of Four B F B

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Host of Four B F B

Last WA Update:

World Factbook Entry

These team names are so stupid, is it always like this?

Embassies: BFDI.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

BFB Teams contains 14 nations, the 1,350th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Highest Average Incomes in BFB Teams

The World Census carefully compared the average spending power of citizens in each nation.

As a region, BFB Teams is ranked 8,086th in the world for Highest Average Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Featured Wimpy Kid 11 Stall of Bite My BiscuitsFather Knows Best State“Well, Bite My Biscuits!”
2.The BFB Team of The-LosersMoralistic Democracy“BFB”
3.The BFB Team of Death PACTInoffensive Centrist Democracy“BFB”
4.The BFB Team of -Beep-Democratic Socialists“BFB”
5.The Republic of Team ICE CUBEDemocratic Socialists“BFB”
6.The BFB Team of -iance-Corrupt Dictatorship“BFB”
7.The BFB Team of Free F00dLiberal Democratic Socialists“BFB”
8.The BFB Team of A-Better Name Than ThatDemocratic Socialists“BFB”
9.The House of CostayneFather Knows Best State“The First to Rise”
10.The Host of Four B F BCorrupt Dictatorship“Don't you wanna battle to win a prize?”
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BFB Teams Regional Message Board

Waddup Reddit its kendrick lamar you get a Drake rating rating (commonest, first message from one of us featured guys)

You do not get a kendrick feature

Cool region though

On Behalf of Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!

As Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for BFB Teams, He Hands a Biscuit Signature To The Region Owner For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.

Your Fame Is: Photo Opp. (Nice Storage)

Inspired by The Featured Region Express' factbook: Region Score Breakdown

Revamped 9/16/25

Rating Name

Info

The Biscuit Dumpster

The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction.

Small Signature

The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic.

Photo Opportunity

The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature."

Trending Figure

The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text.

Biscuit Golden Award

The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too!

BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE

Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated!

Event Signature

The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event.

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Sorry I haven't been active much. School doesn't want me to be active. Let me cook, ok?

Bite My Biscuits!

As a BFDI fan... imma be biased.

HELL NO: Fascist, Communist, Racist, any hate regions in general, i will not go there.

Observer: Region with low activity, has no major contribution that i can find to astronomy in general, hates Uranus or likes Jupiter.

Telescope: 2nd or 3rd time its been featured, semi-dead but not fully, has atleast something to contribute for Astronomy, football or chess.

Astronaut: Region with a activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or hates Jupiter.

Uranus Approved: Has done alot for astronomy, chess or football, 3 things i love, loves Uranus, or on a special day (Like my birthday, Brazilian independence day, Christmas, etc.)

CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits for being my inspiration for this factbook.

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Congratulations on being featured, Uranus approved!

Bite My Biscuits wrote:On Behalf of Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!

As Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for BFB Teams, He Hands a Biscuit Signature To The Region Owner For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.

Your Fame Is: Photo Opp. (Nice Storage)

Inspired by The Featured Region Express' factbook: Region Score Breakdown

Revamped 9/16/25

Rating Name

Info

The Biscuit Dumpster

The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction.

Small Signature

The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic.

Photo Opportunity

The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature."

Trending Figure

The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text.

Biscuit Golden Award

The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too!

BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE

Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated!

Event Signature

The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event.

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Sorry I haven't been active much. School doesn't want me to be active. Let me cook, ok?

Bite My Biscuits!

LET. HIM. COOK. 🔥

Mercury Traveller wrote:nation=mercury_traveller/detail=factbook/id=2817056
Does anyone want to buy tickets?

ill extend the invitation to my passengers

ima catch up today trust

As a train pulls into the BFB Teams train station, an announcement is made on the train station's PA system.

"Attention BFB Teams Station passengers. Now arriving on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train."

When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region Yesterday BFB Teams!"

Also while entering the station, FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region Yesterday BFB Teams!"

The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.

The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to the next Featured Region.

Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets):

Coach Class: Dead region, region with no activity or little to no activity.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.

Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.

First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.

Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class.

CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.

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[Coach Class] (Dead region, no activity)

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