Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 9.3 billion |
Capital | Ralphburg |
Leader | Ralph J Russell |
Currency | Dogecoin |
Animal | big smoldog |
The Republic of Ralphburg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ralph J Russell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.3 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg. The average income tax rate is 15.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,523 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,320 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and populations of two-headed big smoldogs have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ralphburg is ranked 278,303rd in the world and 5,268th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 6.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, populations of two-headed big smoldogs have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
- : Ralphburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Ralphburg endorsed The Gold Fedəral Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Ralphburg was endorsed by The Gold Fedəral Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Ralphburg was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of 1 000 000 000.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
World Assembly
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