The Constitutional Monarchy of Absolute communism286 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.344 billion Absolute communism286ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism286ian economy, worth 751 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,083 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism286's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism286 is ranked 19,164^th in the world and 1,234^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,055.36 pounds of wildlife per square mile.