The Republic of Absolute communism487 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.282 billion Absolute communism487ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism487ian economy, worth 733 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,267 Shiny Green Things, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 521,599 per year while the poor average 43,645, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Absolute communism487's pristine beaches, the government seizes all major gold finds, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism487's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism487 is ranked 15,301^st in the world and 1,099^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.89 law-abiding acts per hour.