The Federal Republic of Acadiana-Pontchartrain is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.08 billion Acadiana-Pontchartrainians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Le Nouveau-Lafayette. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Acadiana-Pontchartrainian economy, worth 188 trillion francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,833 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acadiana-Pontchartrain's national animal is the cow-eating brown pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Acadiana-Pontchartrain is ranked 16,989^th in the world and 883^rd in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,621.4 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.