The Holy Empire of AdmiralAckbartopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Admiral Ackbar with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.68 billion AdmiralAckbartopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong AdmiralAckbartopian economy, worth 791 trillion Traps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 62,382 Traps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

AdmiralAckbartopian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AdmiralAckbartopia's national animal is the Mon Calamari, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

AdmiralAckbartopia is ranked 252,558^th in the world and 16^th in The Slide Countries for Most Primitive, scoring -157.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.