The Lappdumb of Advancia-Sizz13town is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister M4A1 and DPM Sopmod with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.518 billion Sizzlevancians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay. The average income tax rate is 13.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sizzlevancian economy, worth 766 trillion Royalist Memebuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,883 Royalist Memebuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, billions of Royalist Memebuxes are being poured into a space program, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Prime Minister M4A1 and DPM Sopmod is a silly poophead, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizz13town's national animal is the Dinergate that's called Banana, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Atheism.

Advancia-Sizz13town is ranked 91,024^th in the world and 2,357^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,260.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.