The Federal Republic of Aeristogo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Gramuire Fossklo with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.791 billion Aeristogoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bhaudra. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeristogoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,900 trillion aeristis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 164,503 aeristis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime is totally unknown. Aeristogo's national animal is the alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aeristogo is ranked 15,621^st in the world and 1,025^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.58 law-abiding acts per hour.