The Ayatollah of Ali Khamenei is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 14.731 billion Iranians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ali Khameneian economy, worth 48.9 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 3,316 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ali Khamenei's national animal is the Eagle.

Ali Khamenei is ranked 58,586^th in the world and 3,185^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 31.2 kickbacks per hour.