The Democratic Republic of All are Equal is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barbara Flaherty with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.606 billion All are Equailians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coprigadam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient All are Equalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,422 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 302,808 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, eminent domain has been abolished, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All are Equal's national animal is the Porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

All are Equal is ranked 291,121^st in the world and 304^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -791.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.