The Galactic Federation of Nouvel Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Jagged Fel with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.118 billion Imperial citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient imperial economy, worth 506 trillion Imperial credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,094 Imperial credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and birth announcements often also serve as death announcements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouvel Empire's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sith cult.

Nouvel Empire is ranked 15,677^th in the world and 572^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,050.27 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.