The Back to Puppeting 🕺 of TheLandOfFunFunFun is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Manager with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.3 billion Funlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beteus Port. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Funian economy, worth 857 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,446 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown. TheLandOfFunFunFun's national animal is the Mongolian Argali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fun.

TheLandOfFunFunFun is ranked 2,219^th in the world and 78^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,481.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.