The Kingdom of VarnamlN is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Protector and King of the nation Qamx I with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.923 billion VarnamlNians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxrak. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VarnamlNian economy, worth 490 trillion Tanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,694 Tanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, VarnamlN's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and superfoods are often seen as supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VarnamlN's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

VarnamlN is ranked 272,079^th in the world and 5,881^st in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.7 flags saluted per person per day.