The Allied States of Angry Fix is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.804 billion Angry Fixians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fix. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Angry Fixian economy, worth 55.6 trillion Ashcans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 7,125 Ashcans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public and Angry Fix has designated Fix as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angry Fix's national animal is the Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angry Fix is ranked 136,282^nd in the world and 24^th in Mum for Most Primitive, scoring -45.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.