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The Dominion of Aurithe Licia

“In the Shadow of Ruins, Our Golden Light Endures”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Khamen Union

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Aurithe Licia

Population1.33 billion

Currencygold bar
Animalunicorn

The Dominion of Aurithe Licia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.33 billion Aurithe Licians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aurithe Lician economy, worth 157 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,507 gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, the Aurithe Licia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Aurithe Lician justice, and glassy-eyed Aurithe Lician wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurithe Licia's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aurithe Licia is ranked 80,734th in the world and 56th in The Khamen Union for Most Developed, scoring 66.91 on the Human Development Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,264thFattest Citizens: 1,426thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,723rdTop
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Most Secular: 3,717thLargest Mining Sector: 5,725thMost Patriotic: 5,994thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,734thMost Cultured: 8,017thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,156thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,682ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,537thMost Authoritarian: 12,776thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,750thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 18,466thMost Conservative: 18,511thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,064thLargest Governments: 23,444thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,169thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29,489th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aurithe Licia, glassy-eyed Aurithe Lician wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurithe Licia, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Aurithe Lician justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurithe Licia, the Aurithe Licia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurithe Licia, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurithe Licia, structures are raised on promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurithe Licia, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurithe Licia, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurithe Licia, the sun now sets on the Aurithe Lician Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurithe Licia, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurithe Licia, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi.

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