The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalonde is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Pyewackett with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.511 billion Avalondeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mamecester. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Avalondean economy, worth a remarkable 3,467 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,019 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, no one born in Avalonde can fix a leaky faucet, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown. Avalonde's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Avalonde is ranked 290,257^th in the world and 24^th in Gay Equality for Most Primitive, scoring -674.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.