The Kingdom of Baked beans on toast is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.381 billion Baked beans on toastians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 20.6%.

The Baked beans on toastian economy, worth 108 trillion Haricot beans a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 45,470 Haricot beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, Leader is the self-declared God of all Baked beans on toast, the Federal Council of Baked beans on toast has been announced as the new Head of State, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Baked beans on toast City. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baked beans on toast's national animal is the Toast, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Baked beans on toast is ranked 181,543^rd in the world and 87^th in England for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.