The Federative Republic of Baltia and Poland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.942 billion Balts and Poles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Commonwealth economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion reptiliums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,515 reptiliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baltia and Poland's national animal is the crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nibiru-Reptiloidism.

Baltia and Poland is ranked 17,759^th in the world and 1,180^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.6 law-abiding acts per hour.