The Empire of Baywalle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Atticus with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.985 billion Baywallans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lonsin. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baywallean economy, worth a remarkable 2,106 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,602 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baywalle's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Baywalle is ranked 286,673^rd in the world and 10,823^rd in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.45 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.