The Pink Artsy Angel of Bendicion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mary Jane Reinaldi 👸 with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.651 billion Bendians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Kaliptzy Bendianii 🌆. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bendian economy, worth an astonishing 14,446 trillion 💲 Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 610,799 💲 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Bendicion will pay them to stop, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, there is something rotten in the state of Bendicion, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bendicion's national animal is the Bald Eagle🦅, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity ✝️.

Bendicion is ranked 13,042^nd in the world and 228^th in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,434.71 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.