The Arsenalian Catholic Church of Bergensen is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pope Bonafacio XXX with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.614 billion Bergensenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergensen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The Bergensenian economy, worth 293 trillion Emeralds a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,326 Emeralds, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Bergensen' is a smash hit, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, and Pope Bonafacio XXX is the self-declared God of all Bergensen. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bergensen's national animal is the Jeb Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Erosian Catholicism.

Bergensen is ranked 241,357^th in the world and 10^th in The Alliance of Eros for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.