The Federal Republic of Bialopolska is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by chancellor Arcadius White with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.196 billion Bialopolskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poznan. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bialopolskan economy, worth 287 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,038 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, being dead no longer has any benefits, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime is totally unknown. Bialopolska's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deer God.

Bialopolska is ranked 80,077^th in the world and 4,374^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.55 law-abiding acts per hour.