The Sacred Republic of Big Germania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Sahra Wagenknecht with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.001 billion Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankfurt. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 814 trillion European Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 135,735 European Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Big Germania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Vedulism.

Big Germania is ranked 38,479^th in the world and 43^rd in KAISERREICH for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.33 law-abiding acts per hour.