The State of Bing Geller is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.83 billion Bing Gellerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The strong Bing Gellerian economy, worth 893 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,456 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, Bing Geller has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Bing Geller in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bing Geller's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bing Geller is ranked 88,793^rd in the world and 165^th in United States of America for Most Primitive, scoring 15.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.