The Federation of Bismarck-Tirpitz is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperator Paul J Rankin III with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.07 billion Bismarck-Tirpitzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bismarck City. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bismarck-Tirpitzian economy, worth 170 trillion Solidus Reichsmark Aureuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,521 Solidus Reichsmark Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bismarck-Tirpitz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bismarck Egyptian Paganism.

Bismarck-Tirpitz is ranked 29,285^th in the world and 179^th in Refugia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 70.91 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.