The Grand Duchy of Bite My Biscuits is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 413 million Greg Citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey Stall Featured Corporation. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.1%.

The powerhouse Biscuitsian economy, worth 30.3 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,483 Biscuit Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,653 per year while the poor average 18,157, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', bris parties are all the rage, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 237,214^th in the world and 12^th in Russian Soviet Republic for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,645.79 Standard Monetary Units.